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Featured in this post, we have the infamous, but not quite notorious, MICHELLE MAK!
** Please clap, ladies and gentleman. Basic courtesy?
Some of us love her, some of us hate her. For the others, it's a bit of both:
With eyes as alluring and innocent as this pair, if you're a guy, you'll find it difficult not to be captivated and lose all sense of direction.
With a face as harmless as this, the mediocre girl will feel threatened, without a doubt. (Don't worry, you're not alone. *wink*)
Also, there's the pros and cons of her wits, which of course attributes to the love-hate part.
Once again, the MEDIOCRE guy will find her an easy target, looking like an angelic bimbo and all that. However, those of you who are totally clueless, please do not trifle with our Queen of sarcasm and do yourself a generous favour by sparing yourself a load of grief.
Here comes the 'love' part for females out there, want to have access to the secret of being a totally big threat and also the queen bee at the same time? Well, for that I'm clueless too. However, you can always e-mail or instant message cuckoobusters@hotmail.com and ask her personally.
Well, I'm not so sure about that.
However, this horrifyingly bright kid does indeed have the ability to instantly convert from a 'math-hater' to one who sits at the Burger King table all day long, just do to math! A round of applause please! Cause that's something I'm completely incapable of.
Just for laughs, there's this bit of my memory that I vaguely recall a specific teacher telling me how I'm just not as bright as this kid here. Oh boy, was I peeved. I'm clever alright?
In addition, she's blessed with the gift of speed-reading. A novel a day? No problem-o!
Well, not really. But at least she attempted to be a teeny weeny bit patriotic on national day! Judging by how she wants to marry an angmoh and how she craves the life on a farm, it was undeniably pretty good effort.
Anyway, sidetrack. The angmoh I was speaking about:
Well, I don't blame her. He's pretty hot. Ok, make that very. *drool*
And ultimately, the farm. (Pardon the 'coincidence')
Imagine this, this uber materialistic city girl, milking cows and and shaving sheep. Hard, huh?
Nuh-uh.
Definitely not!
Ah.. much better! Michelle Mak definitely seems more like the wear-wool kind, than the shave-wool sort.
'What?!' you may sputter. However, Michelle here has declared that she will not have premarital sex...
unless it's to Jesse McCartney of course. (Refer to the angmoh up there.)
Besides that, I really can't think up of any more of her traditional traits.
Filial piety, totally lacking in that.
Respect for teachers? Well, we all have the answer to that.
The average housewife who cooks and cleans? I remember hearing this from her, "What?! You can use pot to cook rice? Wow! I never knew that!"
Please don't blame me Michelle, it had been rather memorable. Even Hoiting choked on her pearl.
Sorry, the picture might look a tad weird. That's because in the original photo, little o' me had been squating there in an unsightly manner. So, I decided to remove myself to make it look better!
Poor thina. Who's thina? Thina's that sorry-looking little thing mercilessly buried under that gargantuan pile of sand. Tsk tsk tsk, Michelle, do I see you fondling Thina's boobies?
Michelle: No! I'm just assisting in the construction of them.
Well, she can't be blamed either. Everyone needs a break from work and as far as I know, our only form of entertainment is to lie around doing nothing.
What's that white shirt? No silly, that's not our uniform. Michelle was on the white shirt system... AGAIN! How many times have you been on it?
In my opinion, of all the pictures, this picture reflects the real Michelle the most. No wait, I think not. Let me search...
Ah hah! Here it is! The picture that reflects the real Michelle.
That about concludes my analysis of my fellow cuckoobuster, Michelle Mak. Until next time!
