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The Newest and the Hottest Fashion in town: The Gao Bag
By Zhixin
Once again, today was a day of self-indulgent eating and walking around. This was when Michelle decided to drag me along to the 'pasar-malam' to seek for potential lunch for tomorrow. Trudging along, laden with fatigue from the irritatingly weird Chemistry practical exam, we came across a imitation bag shop.
With a mind as clouded with drowsiness as mine, you really cannot blame me for what happened: I glanced up at a PVC bag (I have no knowledge or whatsover about the material of the bag, so PVC it is.), and went, "Kappo (frog) bag!" Only on the second stare did I realise that it was actually a "Kappa" bag. Oh Well.
Laughing ridiculously loudly, I tugged at Michelle's shirt and pointed to the bag and said, completely out of emptyheadedness, "Haha! Imagine they started selling animal bags (Frog is an animal), and, let's use Dog as an example, has a brand of "Gao" (hokkien for dog) bags! Won't it be hilarious!" The rest is history, we laughed spastically for quite some time.
Later, Michelle came out with this fictional dialogue, which will be factual in the event that our newly invented "Gao Bag" hits the markets:
Peter: Yo Lucy! I'm damn 'in'! I have a PUMA bag! Lucy: Big Fat Deal! Puma is so passe! Look at me, the epitome of hip, I have a GAO BAG!
Anyway, to allow you readers to better visualize our 'Gao Bag', I have uploaded a picture of a Kappa Bag from the internet and tweaked it in some places to become a Gao Bag.
Kappa Bag
Gao Bag
Technically, this isn't very funny. However, thinking of the first few moments of the creation of the Gao Bag never fails to crack me up.
Anyway, this is totally non relevant to the 'Gao Bag' incident.
A few moments ago when I was reading the comments by 'blogders' (term coined by Xiaxue) on the mentioned's blog, I came across an interesting comment. (The name shall not be mentioned to protect juvenile commentor's rights. And also to protect the innocent, namely me, from the crime of defamation.)
only ugly ppl wil say ppl ugly, cz tats wat the others say them. only sucks ppl wil say ppl sucks, cz tats wat they oway heard. u r not pretty but u look nice, so never bother about the ugly sucking ppls' fucking comments..
Isn't it a little ironic? Considering how the commentor called the other commentors ugly after the commentor claimed that only ugly people calls others ugly?
